I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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