Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Green mimosas i think yes
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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