i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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