Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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