Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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