how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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