I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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