just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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