What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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