if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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