It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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