i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
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If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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