Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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