Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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