I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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