too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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