No, you can still breathe under the balls.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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