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THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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