After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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