Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
He? As in you personified your dick?
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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