So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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