I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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