The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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