I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
he was CRYING into my vagina
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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