there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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