fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I've blown a few things in my day
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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