sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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