She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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