Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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