Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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