i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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