I'm really into asian looking animals
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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