he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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