he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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