I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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