And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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