he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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