let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
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