So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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