Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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