hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I am full of burrito and curiosity
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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