problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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