How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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