Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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