super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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