He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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