Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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