so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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