I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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