So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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