yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
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