i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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