This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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