Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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