they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
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