...so i touched it.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Randomize
