Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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